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Review of Kapolei Chinese Restaurant, Honolulu, Thursday December 2008

Posted in Hawaii, rated 7 to 7.5 at 04:11 by Dominique

525 Farrington Highway, Kapolei near Honolulu, Hawaii, 808-674-8888
Great for: real Chinese food, consistency, re-energizing after much shopping

Now this is what I’m talking about.  It’s a bit out of the way from downtown Honolulu, maybe 15 miles, but so worth it.  It’s cheap, it’s delicious, they use pretty high-quality ingredients, plus it’s across from a big shopping mall.  My family has been coming here since we started visiting Hawaii every year about ten years ago and it has never once disappointed us.  I cannot praise that enough in a restaurant!  I completely understand that we can never expect exactly the same dish exactly the same way all the time, but I like a good high baseline, and KCR delivers.  They consistently make simple food well.

Their chicken corn soup is the best on the island.  The corn is crisp, the meat is real, and they put just enough cornstarch to hold it together without making it gloppy.  Even my brother loves it and he is one of the pickiest eaters I’ve ever met, and I’m counting myself.  The shrimp fried rice is also great.

The teppanyaki steak with peppers and onions was an improvement on Hee Hing’s. The sauce was even better and the meat wasn’t stringy.  I was very happy it was actually chewable.  A lot of times I find restos are lazy when there’s lots of sauce on meat – they put in stuff that is so chewy you just kind of have to swallow it and not think too much.  There were also lots of veggies and the dish wasn’t drowning in sauce.

The only sort-of miss was the breaded tofu with shrimp in the middle. It was a little too bready for my taste but I liked the shrimp and the accompanying spicy soy sauce.  The calamari tossed with garlic, peppers and scallions was not as rubbery as I feared; actually quite good.  I usually won’t eat that dish when my parents order it but I found myself stealing a few bites.

The Singapore mi fun (thin rice noodles) was slightly bland, but fine with the addition of hot sauce.  It is supposed to be a spicy dish but we all eat super spicy so that might be a skewed opinion.  Plus, there are badly-made dishes that hot sauce doesn’t improve, because they need salt or pepper or whatever, so needing a dab of heat isn’t a large criticism.  We also really enjoyed the steamed basa fish with soy sauce and scallions.

My parents say this place is authentic Cantonese-style Chinese food.  I love it.  We come here every year as many times as we can in our weeklong vacation and my very American little brother and sister, who can get away with whining about eating Chinese food all the time on vacation (hah! when I was little I would have been smacked!), actually love it and ask to come here too.  So I feel confident saying that it offers something for everyone.  Go!  Best non-dim sum Chinese on Oahu!

Rating: 7.5 / 10
Our cost: $80 for 5 people, no drinks
Noise level: quiet mostly
Chance of walking in: pretty good. But it closes at 9pm, so don’t get too sidetracked by the giant mall across the way.

drawn by Lucas Daniels, the Bibbling Prophet

Review of Hee Hing, lunch Monday December 2008

Posted in Hawaii, rated 6 to 6.5 at 03:41 by Dominique

449 Kapahulu Ave., Honolulu, Hawaii, 808-735-5544
Great for: chicken corn soup, appetizers, eating decent Chinese outside Chinatown

My parents have been in America for over thirty years but they always still want Chinese food, no matter where we go.  So I’ve had most of the Chinese food available on the islands of Oahu and Kaua’i, except for the expensive places.  This place made it on a top 100 list for Honolulu.  I can’t speak to any of the non-Chinese restaurants there besides the one at the hotel, but this was yet another example of “eh, they don’t know what they’re talking about.”  I wonder if Chinese food is kind of inaccessible in the sense that we Americans eat a lot of crappy versions and consequently it’s hard to appreciate whether it’s good or not unless you’ve grown up with the good kind.  But please, everybody, sweet and sour sauce is crap.  It’s not authentic, it’s bad for you (did you hear about the mercury-poisoned high fructose corn syrup?) and it’s like slathering Cheez-Whiz on a good steak – unnecessary and silly.  I mean, if you enjoy it, OK… but there’s a lot better stuff out there. 

We started with a lovely giant pot of chicken corn soup.  See, you can make non-traditional things that taste great.  Cubes of chicken plus crisp corn and yummy broth with just-right streamers of egg white are a happy time.  The fried shrimp wontons were also yummy, although I always wish they’d cut all that excess breading off.

Our entrée-sized dishes were not up to the same standard.  The salt and pepper boneless pork chops were caramelized, somewhat too sweet but otherwise good.  The teppanyaki beef with onions and peppers was better-tasting but with elastic-stringy meat.  It had a good sauce for putting on the shrimp and ham fried rice (sometimes labeled yung chao chow fun), which was decent but marred by possibly expired ham.  Thank goodness my brother noticed it – he said the ham tasted off and we pooh-poohed the idea until I tried it by itself and agreed with him.  The rest of the ingredients hid it pretty well.  The seafood and tofu stir-fry, basically giant seafood meatballs over spinach in sauce, were bizarre and lumpy-looking but actually pretty good.  I tired of them quickly though.

I hate that the best Chinese food in most cities is ghettoized in the Chinatowns.  Why can’t we have good normal restaurants like most other cuisines?  We had a lot of dim sum in Honolulu Chinatown, which has maybe fallen off a little in quality over the ten years I’ve been going, but that’s definitely where the best places are.  Even they were uneven, though in general things were tasty enough to make me gain back all the weight I lost from three months of disciplined tee-totaling.  (Well, that and my mother force-feeding me noodles about every two hours and stressing me out until eating became Valium again.)  Anyhow, to come back to Hee Hing, supposedly this is where the locals eat.  If you’re not fussy about your Chinese food, it’s pretty good.  If you are, or are Chinese, my next post is about what I consider the best option in the Honolulu area: Kapolei Chinese Restaurant.

Rating: 6.5 / 10
Our cost: $75 for 5 people, no drinks
Noise level: silent in mid-afternoon, probably somewhat noisy at night
Chance of walking in: decent.

drawn by Lucas Daniels, the Bibbling Prophet