Guide to Ratings
1 Abysmal, and barely fit for cockroaches
2 Abysmal, and only fit for rats
3 Eh
4 If I lived next door, were temporarily crippled and tired of takeout
5 If I’m in the neighborhood
6 Pretty good
7 Worth taking a cab to
8 Very good
9 Excellent in every way
10 Orgasmic
